I suck at my birthday

Every year, I’m all, This year I’m going to get people together the week before Christmas for birthday drinks! And every year I do nothing of the sort because Christmas insanity and work obligations settle like lead and by the 23rd I feel like I am underwater, and the time just evaporates. I have never gone out to celebrate my birthday. Ever. In 29 years. It’s weird watching other people do it. It looks like fun. Some day I have got to figure out how to get that done.

2 thoughts on “I suck at my birthday

  1. I seem to recall a few high school girls kidnapping their friend one October and taking her to a surprise birthday party because they forgot her birthday in May.

    …which means that perhaps you could apply the same pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey-like accuracy to your celebration.

    I hope you’re having a great one!!

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