Football, You Middle-Class Folks to Whom No Specific Class, Sex or Race Can Be Assigned
A tab devoted to (insanely inferior) American football, obviously
The Self-Loathing Southerner
A section in which every Southern comfort is given its slow and painful comeuppance because we hate everything about being Southern, except the righteous indignation that comes from being forever an underdog
Grass to Mouth
A section devoted to locally sourced foodstuffs
Pith in the Whinge
A blog in which every perceived imperfection in the local alt-weekly is pointed out in painstaking detail by a writer from the daily
*not actually endorsed by anyone