Day 281: I Refuse to Refer to This As Anything Other Than the Bar at the Establishment Formerly Known as the Bigfoot Lodge

i refuse to refer to this as anything other than the bar at the establishment formerly known as the bigfoot lodge

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Day 268: Raging

Day 268: Raging

Sometimes you just have to.

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Day 265: Trouble

Day 265: Trouble

In one night: An older gentlemen — who claims to be heir to millions of dollars he turned down — tells me about his sexual predilection for old women and recites original poetry to me about how life’s easier lived with a good woman. Cute girls are not carded. A man with nice teeth speaks to me in broken Cantonese and climbs on the bar. A vagrant makes kissy faces through the window. I drink something roughly the color of radioactive waste. I play an enthralling game of Peggle on an iPhone that does not belong to me. A cop walks in. I coax a tequila hater into trying 901. I get scolded for taking photos (and am just drunk enough to not care). I witness a lot of manhugs and middle fingers. I hear all kinds of stories about Beale Street regulars and, essentially, what amounts to their absurd sit-com lives. I barely sleep.

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Day 242: The Loo

Day 241: The Loo

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Day 240: Rough Day

Day 240: Rough Day

Sometimes I want to get off this crazy thing called Earth.

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Day 216: I Don’t Drink Beer

Day 216: I Don't Drink Beer

Except for when I do.

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Day 201: Birthday Girl

Day 201: Birthday Girl

Margaritas in celebration of mortality! I think A would delight in the darkness of that statement.

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Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene

1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef?
Nick: nothing
just saying
if everything goes awful
me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud
Nick: did you im the wrong person?
me: i habe no idea; i am wasted
Nick: you kids and your drinking
i got a new nancyboy newsletter
me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs
Nick: you’re too drunk to type
im saving this
me: i am too\
Nick: did you see a show?
me: no, save it. i have to log off.
Nick: bye
me: ok ye’\