Death to theogeo

I killed my Twitter account. I wish I could say it felt good, that it felt like a burden had been lifted, but that’s not altogether true. I feel a …

Traveling

I never understood how people missed flights. Connecting flights, sure, if your initial flight rolls in late and you’ve got to haul ass to get to the gate across the …

Homemaking for dummies

I spent some time in the kitchen today, performing an alchemic miracle that resulted in this modest dish (I’ll pause so you can ooh and ah and gasp at the …

I’m new to this alphabet thing

On the phone just now, verifying my account with Bluehost.com, my new hosting overlords: Nice lady: Domain? Me, groggily: theogeo.com. That’s t-h-e-o-g-e-o-dot-com. Nice lady: Okay, b-o-g-o, that’s b as in …

‘Lame’ is my middle name

I just turned down an invitation to a social gathering because, ahem, “I’m already in my PJs.” Sweet Jesus. I am eighty years old.

Hello.

Maybe I am dead. Because this is the first substantial stretch of time during the five years this blog has existed that there’s been nothing going on that I absolutely …

The morning-after pill

I saw the sun rise this morning and not on purpose. It just kind of happened when I neglected to go to bed last night and instead sat out on …

I’m new here … and by ‘here’ I mean ‘to Earth’

[Scene: Walking through the courtyard into work, passing someone leaving the building.] Cheery co-worker: Hi, how are you?Me, smiling: Good, how are you?Cheery co-worker: Beautiful day!Me, smiling: You too!

Noooooooooooooo!

I knew it was coming. But, man, I held out an irrational hope that it wouldn’t actually happen. And like all irrational hopes, this one was dashed. Dashed!So, my downstairs …