videos – theology&geometry picking and flicking emotional scabs since 2003 Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:22:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 videos – theology&geometry 32 32 19531137 Remember that time my child’s Cars toy was possessed by a demon? Thu, 04 Jul 2013 16:43:25 +0000

Remember the time my child’s Cars toy was possessed by a demon? from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

Feb. 4 vlog Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:27:59 +0000 I really need to start writing a script for these vlogs so I will have something to actually talk about.

Tummy Time: The Epic Struggle for Head Control Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:54:58 +0000

He gets some awesome lift there at the last second but unfortunately it’s on the wrong end.

I took my vintage 8mm camera on a walk Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:17:34 +0000

Psych! I totally didn’t.

No time to write, so here is a rambly video instead Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:36:16 +0000

Two-Minute Movie: Driving in Memphis Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:50:37 +0000 True, Memphis is notorious for bad/oblivious drivers. But there is nothing quite as sublime some days as a drive around the city on a warm Sunday afternoon beneath a wide blue sky. So I made a little love note.

2 Minute Movie: Driving in Memphis from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

And yes I stayed between the lines.

Crossposted at my work blog.

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A video plea for the package deliverers of America Tue, 01 Feb 2011 01:02:18 +0000

Dear Package-Delivery Workers of America from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

Yes, I figured out to use the back door the architect of this house thoughtfully installed for sticky situations such as these. But still. Funny.

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Dance dance resolution Wed, 19 Jan 2011 04:41:41 +0000 The Girl Talk show was amazing. It completely made up for 2009’s Chicago Evening of Drunken Tears and Loneliness to a Backdrop of Dance Mashups, which was an amazing show that I just could not get my head into for various reasons. The Minglewood show was even sweeter because of the size of the venue; it wasn’t nearly as overwhelming as the Congress Theater. I danced and danced and danced and, aside from one dude who cut in line at the bar and nearly got his ass stomped when he sassed my Jersey-bred, ready-to-fight boyfriend, everyone was so cool and happy and nice and into it. It’s not often that I can go to a show in this town and dance like a fool without being self-conscious. So I relish the chance.

Now here’s some video. Spoiler alert! It includes NSFW language regarding the lack of giving a fuck.

Girl Talk at Minglewood Hall from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

So help me, Jesus Tue, 16 Nov 2010 20:08:18 +0000 I don’t remember how I heard about them but I was in high school, trying to scavenge for what bits of cool I could (I wore Walmart knockoffs of Airwalks until I could weasel my way into a real pair) when I heard about the Toadies. One day I found myself with my grandmother at the Old Hickory Mall in Jackson, in Camelot Music (which is now FYE, I think), with Rubberneck in hand, heading for the checkout counter. My grandmother looked at the album and the song names and asked me what kind of music that was.

I came from a household where Hells Bells was required viewing and Depeche Mode’s Violator had been summarily removed from my sister’s tape deck and destroyed because it contained a song called “Personal Jesus.” And Aerosmith, despite my dad having loooved that band as a teenager/young adult, was frowned upon in all its iterations.

So I told Grandmaw, while skimming the band thank-yous in the liner notes and pointing out that they had given thanks to a pastor, “They’re some kind of Christian band, see?”


Here it is, more than 12 years later, and I still love this album like the first day I heard it. I find it impossible to listen to Rubberneck‘s songs without thrashing about a bit. Visual aid:

So help me Jeeeeesus from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

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Because I heart you, internet, and someone who lives with me does too Thu, 06 May 2010 18:42:01 +0000

Jackin’ Around from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.

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