webshits

My blog got the clap there for a little while, sorry

Some slick jackass hacked my site and since I am completely clueless about that sort of thing (plus insanely busy), it took me a few days to get everything sorted out. Big ups to Zach for his help as well as the Bluehost tech support guy who helped me over the phone since apparently filing help desk tickets is the webmasterly equivalent to farting in the wind. We killed my theme installs as a precaution…

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webshits

What do you want to know?

Any time I see someone hanging around the blog for a few days, reading hundreds of pages of the archives in spans that last hours, I want to know if they are digging for dirt or if they think that have found a kindred spirit. I’m pretty sure I know, but I still like to wonder.

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Bitchy McComplainsalot webshits

Another thing that is making me grumpy

Google Reader is basically worthless now. They’ve removed all the share functions and the “add to reader” bookmarlet doesn’t work anymore, so my prime method of bookmarking and sharing interesting stuff on the web has evaporated. I can still read through the feeds I’m subscribed to, yes, but now all those neat, weird little tidbits that would cross my radar thanks to the smart, funny people I pal around with on Reader will no longer…

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people suck webshits

I am inching closer and closer to hitting the delete/deactivate button

… on my Twitter account. Because I will post silly things that are just attempts to be funny, and I will come back later and see a string of condescending replies from people who missed the humor (or “humor,” as your preferences may deem it) in their rush to jump at the opportunity to be pedantic, preachy assholes. This doesn’t just happen on Twitter; I notice it more and more in Google Reader threads too.…

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news people are dumb webshits work

This person apparently does not understand what ‘news’ is

Screencapped from the comments of this story. You didn’t click, did you? What if I said it was a story about a BDSM-fetish B&B in Collierville? Clickadoodledoooo! Anyway, I’m sure Hillybob looks forward to the days when news outlets will be capable of reporting on every fucking mundane thing in the world AS IT IS HAPPENING.

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Hey, that looks familiar

The Daily What picked up a CA photo off some image dump post. The photo is by Mike Brown, if I’m not mistaken. (I’ll correct this when I get to the office if it’s wrong.)

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comedy webshits

Our wedding invitations are in the mail

Lindsey, It’s time to drop the guise. You have followed the Agency’s authentication script to the letter, and I know now, without question, that you are in fact the Jackal. So let us proceed with the business at hand. There are three coins in the fountain, but each one will not bring happiness. Got it? Scarecrow, aka “Charles” (haha) Play catch-up here. INSTA-UPDATE! We’ve been discovered!

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