Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene

2 Jun

1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef?
Nick: nothing
just saying
if everything goes awful
me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud
Nick: did you im the wrong person?
me: i habe no idea; i am wasted
Nick: you kids and your drinking
i got a new nancyboy newsletter
me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs
Nick: you’re too drunk to type
im saving this
me: i am too\
Nick: did you see a show?
me: no, save it. i have to log off.
Nick: bye
me: ok ye’\

7 Responses to “Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene”

  1. Leslie 02. Jun, 2009 at 1:17 pm #

    This reminds me of the times I would get drunk in college and send fucked up emails to people late at night and not remember sending them the next day.. oh, wait, I still do that.

  2. fancycwabs 02. Jun, 2009 at 1:43 pm #

    @Leslie Huh. The last drunken communication I got from anyone was a girl I’d gone out with one time (the date ended badly) who called me weeks later to tell me what a horrible person I was because I wouldn’t go out with her stalker friend.

    Well, and any communication from @rakuette at any given time.

  3. Leslie 02. Jun, 2009 at 1:49 pm #

    @fancycwabs
    I’ll try to remember this the next time I come home faced and find the energy to stumble to my computer. One drunken extension of communication coming your way, cwabs.

  4. Kerry 02. Jun, 2009 at 5:48 pm #

    Drunk conversations, in person or online, are the best. I love them because I think they’re often the most honest conversations…when they’re distinguishable. BTW, I’m proud of you for using the semi-colon correctly, even if you totally fucked the rest of it.

  5. Kip 04. Jun, 2009 at 1:49 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA. That was priceless.

  6. grandefille 05. Jun, 2009 at 1:11 pm #

    I have laughed at this until I have just about made myself sick. I also am going to start telling people to “fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs,” but I promise to credit you.

    This is second only in amusement to me as a recent inadvertent “reply all” at The Industry to an Industry-wide e-mail bragging on the (ahem) CEO. Thank dog that reply-er has tenure, is all I can say.

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