Nothing small-town about it
18 Feb
Continuing his creeping yet unstoppable domination of all forms of media, my pal Nick Fowler gave David Letterman a chuckle over some Dyer County, Tenn., redneckjinks on Monday night’s episode:
Small-Town News Featuring Nick Fowler from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.
You’ll remember Nick from his multiple appearances in this documentary about the unfortunately nicknamed Dyersburg “Tranny Nanny.” He also has a brief but no doubt industry-shaking appearance in the Billy Graham movie you might not have seen unless you hang out at church on Friday nights.
Don’t be surprised in 2012 when Nick has the entire news/media world conquered, because it’s going to happen. And then, when he is the King of All News and Media, he is going to kern the shit out of your horrible-looking Helvetica headlines. You hear me, world?!
That is great! One of my stories was lampooned on the Colbert Report. Although you can’t see my name as clearly as Nick’s.
You should mention that he’s a college dropout. That kind of information would give the failures out there the hope they need to pump my gas each week.