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Incidentally, I can’t remember if this is another of @saraclark’s transplants or one my mother gave me.
But it was a nice surprise when I looked outside this morning after getting yet another huge medical bill. I mean, that thing shot up from out of nowhere in no time.
It did so precisely because it wanted you to take photos of it and sell them for money to pay said bill. And also, more importantly, it wanted to say hello at a very opportune time.
They’re like that, you know.
Thank goodness you didn’t say Bare Naked Lady, since that would have driven a lot of traffic but also could have brought a little licensing issue with it.