I am broken, please help

17 Jun

The manfriend said, “Tell me a story.”

So I told him not one, but two stories about dead animals.

Kerry 18. Jun, 2010 at 2:35 am #

I don’t think this is wrong.

So I guess I’m crazy too?
Megan 18. Jun, 2010 at 9:26 am #

At least you didn’t launch into the one about the man from Nantucket.
theogeo 18. Jun, 2010 at 11:20 am #

Ha!

I guess I should mention that he was trying to fall asleep when he made this request. Yup. Dead animal time!
Tamara 22. Jun, 2010 at 10:39 am #

My Dad once told a “funny story” about giving a guy a ride home from the paper mill. As they went over the bridge his passenger flung a black garbage bag out the window into the river. Dad said, “What was in the bag?” His friend said, “Kittens.”

I have ruined many a dinner party with that story.
Lindsey 22. Jun, 2010 at 11:14 am #

TJB, come to any future dinner parties I might throw and I promise you I will laugh maniacally at that story, like I did just now.