Memphis patriarchy-blaming pornification

Because it’s your God-given right to have a bikini-clad woman always within view

Just when you thought Caddy Chicks were setting the bar for scantily clad ridiculousness, Tiger Time Lawn Care ups the ante with its hawt bikini-wearing lawn-mowers.

Bristle at the pornification of the mundane realm of yardwork! Chuckle at the utter idiocy of people who might pay extra for hot youngstuff to step foot on their property! Enjoy the hilarious condescension in this video! Here’s an idea, reporter dude: If it’s so fucking laughable that you have to mock your own questions, WHY EVEN FUCKING COVER IT?!

I fear for our society. Really, I do.

3 thoughts on “Because it’s your God-given right to have a bikini-clad woman always within view”

  1. I am more offended by Tiger Time’s garish website than the actual idea of girls in bikinis cutting grass. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet.

  2. I couldn’t even watch the whole video. I was rooting for one of the mowers to sling a piece of gravel and knock that smarmy reporter unconscious.

  3. They kept promoing that story on one of the local newscasts this weekend, and I wanted the anchor to go all Mika Brzezinski and refuse to read it.

    No, we didn’t watch it. My comment was, “Oh, if you pay extra, do they give your lawn a Brazilian, too?”

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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