15 Oct
Topical and hyper-local. You’re welcome, internet.
I really can’t take credit for the idea. Blame this guy.
Previous years: 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004.
[Project 365]
That is the funniest thing I have seen in the last hour (see that’s funny too)
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Extra credit for the leopard print candles in his mouth. Really oddly appropriate.
Excellent. Thank you for that.
I can’t tell, does the pumpkin have rosacea and act like a d-bag?
(No offense to the rosacea sufferers out there)
Tagged: misogynist pumpkins who love Romanian women in tube tops
Genius. You are a genius.
The man who came up with this deserves slanket access at the very least.
Ha, glad y’all enjoyed!
[...] may never top last year’s Ryburn-o-Lantern, but at least my porch is looking all festive and [...]
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As the pickers rifle through dusty junk in dilapidated barns with corrugated metal roofs, I see an entire way of life that has all but evaporated.
Hi Neighbor, Just a friendly request to PLEASE PUT THOSE LEAVES BACK ON THE TREES WHERE THEY BELONG, AND STOP LEAVING THEM ON THE CURB.
As I watched my mom look over the orchestra of plants she had been nursing for years and years, choosing which ones to pass on to me, I realized that she is passing a torch to me.
That is the funniest thing I have seen in the last hour (see that’s funny too)
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Extra credit for the leopard print candles in his mouth. Really oddly appropriate.
Excellent. Thank you for that.
I can’t tell, does the pumpkin have rosacea and act like a d-bag?
(No offense to the rosacea sufferers out there)
Tagged: misogynist pumpkins who love Romanian women in tube tops
Genius. You are a genius.
The man who came up with this deserves slanket access at the very least.
Ha, glad y’all enjoyed!