Hi, Nina. You may not remember me, but the front end of your fancy 1996 Acura 3.2TL became intimately acquainted with the rear end of my 2000 Oldsmobile Alero at the end of December. Perhaps you recall that meeting. I recall it was quite traumatic for you because you yelled at me to look at your car, opining all the while that it was going to cost SO MUCH to fix, even though you were the one who hit me.
Anyhoo, Nina M. Booher of Spotsylvania, Va., it has come to my attention, via the accident report that has finally made its way into my hot little hands, that you told the officer that I swerved into your lane, which caused you to plow into the ass of my car.
I suppose that in your drunken state, it probably seemed like I was swerving into your lane even though I was sitting completely still for a good three minutes, waiting on a break in the steady oncoming traffic. But then again, it probably also seemed like you were happy and popular and headed downtown for a night of great fun, but that turned out not to be the case, either, as, apparently, they arrested your ass and took you downtown for other less fun reasons.
Which makes you a little psychic, I think, because, as you’ll recall, the first thing your stupid ass said to me when I got out of my car and looked at you was, “I”m fucked. I’m going to jail.”
That’s a special talent, Nina. It should serve you well. Maybe the first thing you will think tomorrow when you wake up is, “I’m an arrogant, lying bitch who’s lucky I’m not having the holy living fuck sued out of me. Yet.”
So, Nina, what I’m getting at is this: Not only were you monumentally bitchy to me when it was completely your fault that we had this accident at all, but you were also fucking stupid enough to stand around in front of me with your tuxedoed fratboy goon squad and openly debate who was going to take the fall for driving, only to wuss out at the last second and have the truth wrangled from you by an angry cop. But on top of that — the shit icing on a shit cake — you had the cojones to walk over to that cop and tell him — out of my earshot — that I was the one who pulled some stupid shenanigans to cause that wreck? Wow, Nina Booher. You may be the dumbest Spotsylvanian ever. Which probably doesn’t say much.
I hope you forgive my immaturity in this matter. But I thought you and anyone who Googles you should at least know how I feel.
Hahaaa! You’re the first match on Google for Ms. Booher. The next time she drunkenly Googles herself she’ll be in for a treat.
Stay classy, Spotsylvania.
I see you finally got your accident report.
Ooooo, it’s on now. Hang that bitch out to dry. She deserves everything that should be coming her way. Give it to her in spades.
She had a shot at mercy and she blew it.
LOL! Really. I’m actually laughing out loud. And sho’ nuff, that’s the first hit that came up when I Googled her name.
P.S. The pw is cykvtxgu. C’mon, Blogger.
I wish I could be there…in Spotsylvania…when she sees this for the first time…wait…ok…I don’t really want to be in Spotsylvania, but I’d settle for video footage of her reaction.
That is the best post ever. Pls keep up the good work.
SF
Sounds Like Nina Booher, good luck getting any money out of her im sure she put it all up her nose.
I’m surprised that when she opened her mouth to yell at you a couple of dicks didn’t fall out.
Top Ten Reasons for staying away from Nina Booher
10. Genital warts
9. Screaming, drunkin’ non-sense
8. Accident prone. “opps.”
7. Sticky Fingers
6. She takes a party invitation as an opportunity to invite the whole bar to come along with her.
5. Herpes
4. Keep your boyfriends hidden ladies
3. Keep your oxy hidden people
2. She’ll follow the smell of cock ond coke anywhere. Even Seattle.
1. She’ll abort your baby
Alright people, don’t let Nina Booher represent Spotsylvania. We’re not all like her. Matter of fact, most of us are NOTHING like her, that’s why there are so many who can’t stand her. Every town in every state has a “Nina”.
I don’t think having a Top Ten List with extremely tasteless remarks helps the bloggers point. In fact, I find it highly inappropriate. Ms. Booher’s actions speak for themselves. To cast stones as childish as that makes you look the fool as well.
If a dick falls out of her mouth while she’s aborting my baby, will I have to seek a secondary procedure?
Fuck your top ten list! I love the fact that I am everyones topic of conversation. As a matter of fact, I have witnesses bitch. So sue that. I could sue you for slander think about that.
Nina, precious, a few titters at your expense (most of which were written several months ago, and the worst of which were posted by who we’re guessing must be one of your close pals) in order to support our friend doesn’t qualify you as a topic of conversation. I think we’ve discussed the wombat more often than you. So, while I suppose you’ve made the list, you’re still just beneath the wombat.
Non-violent discussion of your role in theogeo’s undeserved hell doesn’t qualify as slander. In fact, you should look slander up. We could probably help you find a good legal dictionary, or help you navigate some relevant court dockets, as most of us are either lawyers, professors, journalists, or much, much smarter than most lawyers, professors, and journalists.
While you’re flipping through that legal dictionary, check the index (the part in the back) to see if they have a guide to some standard rules of punctuation. If you’re gonna stomp with the big dogs, you might as well prove to have at least a third-grade education.
Your fascination with theogeo is understandable. She’s a fabulous writer and an honest, safe driver with no major traffic citations, despite your best effort to point a gummy kindergarten finger at her after you risked killing everyone involved. Now there’s a noble action. Do your friends mind that you endangered their lives, or were they drunk as well? Okie dokie, take care.
I know Nina, and this is pretty much true. She is just below, or was that above, the wombat. Not so sure, but at that level does it really matter? She is all about the cock. She is dating someone now and fucking others. NOt so sure about the cocks in the mouth. Think she has TMJ. Of course that does not stop her from bitching about EVERYTHING and NEVER shutting up. It just never ends!!! Her pussy could take a pontiac.