There’s a million things I want to write about — like Jimmy and Theresa’s visit this weekend and my trip home — but I’m ass-deep in unanswered e-mails and projects and blah blah communication-hooey. Maybe I’ll be back on top of things by Saturday. And maybe by Saturday I’ll go outside in this gaw-juss weather instead of lying around on the couch, stretching, moaning, reading, photographing my fingers, drinking, and painting my nails slut red.
You should accent the slut red with bruised-knees purple on the crescents.
You’d better catch up on your emails, nerd nuts! All my one-sided bitching is making me feel self conscious.
Where do I normally keep my arms?
Hahaha, that will always make me laugh. :)