Nick’s new status message – http://vimeo.com/9194146 Nick: you need to check the link i just posted me: why doesn’t that lady have a nose? Nick: fuck if i know me: that’s the only thing i can think about is her nose in the salsa now? nose salsa Nick: yes, lindsey, her nose is in the salsa me: nobody nose salsa like frito lay Nick: see, you could work at an ad agency design ads and…
Nick: i need some scotch gotta drink some for teddy me: you’re supposed to pour it out not drink it although … that is wasteful i’m having red wine. would he approve? Nick: kennedy wouldn’t want it poured yeah me: that’s what i thought Nick: also, if you could die in a river he’s down with that me: that would be helpful, i guess too soon, nice *nick not nice *nick Nick: meh me: i’m…
Back in 2002 or 2003 before Dane Cook was very well known ubiquitous (and widely reviled by comedy snobs non-fratboys), he was busy building an online army of fans via his website (this was pre-MySpace, even) and AIM and other internet hoozits and whatnots. I had seen his Comedy Central special and bought his first comedy CD and was a pretty big fan (I still admit that he makes me laugh with alarming regularity; suck…
1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef? Nick: nothing just saying if everything goes awful me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud Nick: did you im the wrong person? me: i habe no idea; i am wasted Nick: you kids and your drinking i got a new nancyboy newsletter me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs Nick: you’re too drunk to type im saving this me: i am too\ Nick: did you see a show? me: no, save it. i…
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