Memphis

Oops, I never did follow up on the neighbor dogs

After I left a note complaining about the barking, I got a voicemail from my neighbor. She apologized profusely for the barking and said she was just horrified to know they’d been keeping us up. She said that she’d had some painters in the house while she was out of town and they’d apparently left the dogs outside or something. She said please don’t hesitate to let her know if they were bothering us, and…

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Hello, neighbor dog

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My neighbor likes his TV like I like my men: Loud and stupid

My loud neighbor from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo. Two things: 1. It is kind of amazing that he’s not watching Family Guy, his standard fare. Don’t get me started on Family Guy. I won’t be able to stop. 2. Nice frizz, spinster cat lady.

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I have a new neighbor

His name is Todd. He likes to play Family Guy and other television shows, as well as what sounds more or less like music, at very extremely ridiculously loud volumes in the middle of the night. Like, now. At nearly 1 a.m. I am hoping, at this point, that he is hearing impaired, and not simply fucktarded.

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