‘There is a barber who’s cutting and cutting away at my only joy’

I don’t have the album yet but I pine for it, especially after reading this. “Baby Birch” is more than nine minutes long but you’ve got to give it some time, be patient, and let it be. It’s gorgeous.

Completely inappropriate and unassailably awesome

Happy Friday, world.

God bless the Twittertubes.

White people ruin everything

Don’t dare click away until you see what happens at 1:57.

HT: JT Scat Cat

‘This is your time, this is your life’

Today’s anthem (sorry the video quality is so jankleicious):

If there is a God (and I have been good enough), ze will reincarnate me as Kathleen Hanna next time around. Or at least let me make out with JD Samson a little.

‘Mouth wide like a crocodile’

I have been looking for a new dentist for a year or two now.

Looks like he found me first.

I absolutely cannot wait until he releases his next video: “Brush Yo Donkey Teeth.”

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