• Watch Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee. Take a shot of whisky every time she says “wonderful” or “beautiful.” Take two shots and punch yourself in the face every time she says “wonderful wonderful” or “beautiful beautiful.”
• Funnel a can of PBR every time you hear a Hum song in a car ad.
• Pour vodka in your ears every time that OxiClean/Kaboom dude comes on the screen and yells at you for no good reason.
• Drown yourself in wine every time Adrianne Curry belches or mentions her boobs.
C’mon, invent your own!