Some slick jackass hacked my site and since I am completely clueless about that sort of thing (plus insanely busy), it took me a few days to get everything sorted out. Big ups to Zach for his help as well as the Bluehost tech support guy who helped me over the phone since apparently filing help desk tickets is the webmasterly equivalent to farting in the wind.
We killed my theme installs as a precaution so that’s why you’re seeing something new and boring. I am so behind. I still haven’t done Holden’s eight-month post yet. Looks like it is going to get rolled into the 9-month post. Have I mentioned life has been insane lately?