It’s because she has better eyelashes than I do

miss kitty

A play

[The Boyfriend Formerly Known as Manfred* enters room]

Me, to BFKM while stroking Jack, who had come to sit next to me while BFKM was out of the room: We’re in love.

BFKM: [Shocked face]

Me: Mmm hmm. We’re getting married. Show him the ring you got me, kitty. [Whispers] It’s a milk top ring!

BFKM: Well, fine. That’s okay because I have been having a torrid affair with Miss Kitty.

Me: [Shocked face]

* BFKM does not care for the moniker “Manfred,” proving that he is a Communist.

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