[for Thursday, Sept. 27] A mere month ’til Halloween. The impulse bug hit me today and I bought a set of ten spider lights. Yeah. No idea where I’ll put those, but I suspect we’ll be seeing them pop up as a daily photo in the next three weeks. Project 365
Not too long ago I petitioned Fergie, the Duchess of Skank, to reconsider her careless usage of pronouns in “Big Girls Don’t Cry,” the official radio song of Summer 2007. Sadly, she has not responded to my letter, so I am forced to move on to even more trivial matters: Good Luck Chuck. While I have tried my best to ignore Dane Cook for the past two years so as to not sully my irrational…
[for Sunday, Sept. 23] I’m a sucker for those damned dollar bins. Project 365
[for Saturday, Sept. 22] You’d be surprised how effective “That tree looks like a vagina” is as an ice-breaker. Project 365
It’s awesome to roll up into Target drunk and sweaty, with no expectations other than get kitty litter, get toothpaste, get face wash and then leave with a swimsuit (albeit made of mismatched pieces) and skirt off the clearance rack. Plus some little Japanese-looking dishes and black and white star earrings from the $2.50 and $1 bins, respectively.
I have lost my cell phone. Bonus stupidity: It’s on silent so I can’t even call myself to find it. Next-day Update: I should not be allowed to own a phone. I found it — in my car, naturally, under a mound of crap — and proceeded to accidentally text someone I haven’t spoken to in two and a half years instead of the person by the same name I’m meeting up with today. Yeah.…
I’m hungry. I’m waiting on my lunch partner, who’s dealing with yet another car problem. I really think it’s time he considered public transportation, considering that this year alone, he dropped more than $700 on repairs, then got into major legal hot water concerning his license, then totaled the car, and then had to deal with a replacement car that is persnickety and sometimes decides to run out of gas and then not start back…
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