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[Truth doesn’t make a noise] Tonight at work … I trained a new woman. She made the mistake of wearing high heels and paid for it at the end of the night with nice, new blisters. Two unrelated small children got away from their parents and hid silently while we searched frantically beneath the racks. I almost called security twice, when the little buggers’ parents spotted them hiding beneath a table and, later, near the…

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[I just don’t know what to do with myself] Phil made a spice cake … er … Spicy Moon Cake the other day and we have been nibbling at it all week. It was his first attempt at baking and I must say, it came out quite well. Phil’s car situation can be summed up in a completely played-out commercial cliche: Cost of defective ignition module from Auto Zone: $127. Cost of having car towed…

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[They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool] My aunt Vicki, her boyfriend (a sociology professor at Lambuth), another prof, and a small group of Lambuth students came to Murfreesboro yesterday for some sociology/poli-sci symposium on campus. We met up this afternoon at Sakura, a Japanese restaurant, and ate lunch. I’d never had sushi before, but I tried a little bit. I don’t know. I think it’s a little fishy for me.…

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[Sheets of empty canvas] Man, I’m tired. We were so busy today at work because of some surprise coupon sale they sprung on us at the last minute. And not just that. There was so much stock to put up and nowhere to cram it. Our store is so small already, but they just keep ordering stuff and leaving it up to us sales associates to figure out how to fit it in. And when…

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[All this hope and nowhere to go] And suddenly it’s cold outside and the heat’s on and I’m missing my long hair even more. Phil’s car is dead and his boss’s husband, a mechanic, thinks that it’s the starter motor. So he’s having to get rides from everyone and I know it’s stressing him out. First Gonzo, now this. And it’s Christmas time, too. Why are we not rich yet? The kids talked briefly about…

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[And now that rhythm is complete] Still wrestling with ways to pay for a new computer. And when I figure out a way to do that, then I’ve got to buy $500 worth of software (Quark, Photoshop, etc.). I hope this ends up being worth it. That frigging project is due in a month. Today I took the mass comm field test. What a crock that was. There was actually a question on there that…

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[A working-class hero is something to be] Buying a computer is harder than I thought. I just spent 15 minutes on a conference call with Irene from Apple and my dad. The outcome? Tomorrow I have to call and beg yet another bank to give me a $2,000 loan. +++ I got some xmas shopping out of the way today. Until Thursday, Dillard’s is giving their employees an extra 20 percent off of stuff. We…

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The fabric of folly is fallin’ apart at the seams

Today I’ve been in a mad rush, preparing clips packets to send out to newspapers all over the country. Not having Quark and Acrobat Distiller at home makes everything exponentially more annoying, since I am stuck with the resume and clips I burned to a master disc very quickly last month in the old Sidelines office, and I’m not sure they’re my best effort. I don’t have a collection of all my pages, which was…

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It’s no longer the age of paranoia

A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to its true principles. It is true that in the mean time we are suffering deeply in spirit, and incurring the horrors of a war & long oppressions of enormous public debt . . . If the game runs sometimes against us at home we must have patience till…

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