I began cleaning out/reorganizing the office tonight and came upon this grocery list in an old still-packed box practically untouched from the move. I have no recollection of compiling this list, or hooting as anyone else compiled it. I have my suspicions about who wrote it based on the flavor of humor and the handwriting, but I still really have no idea. Which makes it that much funnier.
… you can go damn near anywhere you please as long as you strut as hard as this fellow is strutting. (Cue “Strut That Ass” remix.)
While watching an episode of Sons of Anarchy: Some character on the show: You know Whistler, right? Me: No, but I know Whistler’s mother! Manfred: [Silence] Me: Come ON! That joke works on TWO LEVELS.
I still plan on writing a big ol’ zombie-walk recap post, but first. This. This is one of the funniest pictures I have ever ever ever taken. And I bet you could use a laugh right about now. Bonus: I managed to get zombie Waldo in this photo. I didn’t realize there was a Waldo zombie until I saw a video of him after the walk. But BEHOLD! He walked among us!
I have just laughed and laughed at this skit. Is it weird that I have a crush on Bill Hader’s bone structure? UhhhL Originally this was a clip of the Stefon skit. Now it’s the whole episode. Huh?
You guys, Tila Tequila has a new show on C-Span*, where she talks about history, politics, and world affairs, and gets a little wonky with legislation talk! Check out these screencaps! I’ve included the closed captioning so you can get an idea of the show’s content! Screencaps won’t do? Watch the trailer! But please do yourself a favor and turn on captioning. (HT: FourFour) *No, she doesn’t. She has a gossip blog. Which still makes…
I swear to you, this show is going to disappear and everyone will wonder where it went once it’s gone. Remember Arrested Development? Well, I’m not going to say it’s that good, but I am going to say it’s damn good and would you look at that scene with the raindrops? I don’t care what you like to laugh at; that shit is straight up beautiful. Please go watch the entire first season for free.…
me: i have something i want to share with you are you ready? it’s a list of the first names of the [school name redacted because I am scared of Christian-school retribution] varsity cheer squad are you fucking ready? this says everything a person needs to know about upper-class southernness Mike: ? me: ready? OK Mike: READY me: justice lauren taylor jordan shelby shelby laney madi lydia mckenna Mike: lol me: dani kelly kelsey andi…
• Spaced is a whopping eleven years old but is still so wonderful because it stars Simon Pegg (if he and I bred, our children would have, basically, the piggiest noses ever) and Jessica Hynes (née Stevenson), both of whom I just want to HUG UNTIL WE PASS OUT. The show’s about two Brits who are having trouble finding a flat to rent, so they pose as a couple to get a sweet deal and,…
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