Over by The Med, some poor soul lost a cluster of red heart-shaped balloons. You really have to squint to see them, as my camera has pretty much the same zoom capabilities as my freaking eyes. Phil was all, “WHAT IS THAT OMG IT’S A UFO!!!” at first until he realized that, no, we are all alone in this universe and some hospital patient, upon exiting the facility, accidentally let go of his or her…
And boy does he need his nails trimmed. Project 365
The good news: My corneas look much better than they did during my check-up last year, when my new optometrist told me I might ought to take my contacts out every now and again and, you known, clean them or something. The bad news: The optometry industry still has not developed a complimentary, disposable pair of sunglasses that won’t make people do double-takes as they pass you in the hall. Project 365
[taken after midnight, so technically I’m in the clear] I was doing a pretty good job of ignorning Valentine’s Day yesterday — save for the strawberries and accompanying chocolate and cheesecake dip (the latter two of which I very diligently passed on) at work — until Phil came prancing shivering into the lobby with the lovely rose you see here. I proceeded to whack him over the head a couple of times for his thoughtfulness,…
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