Day 312 — Mums
Project 365
[for Wednesday, Nov. 7] Meet Bentley, Sly, and Murray. They hold me captive and render me unable to go outside or to the gym. They keep me up late at night. They stress me out and make me blurt profanity into the flickering TV screen. Send help. Project 365
I’ve had to start feeding Felix in the cage (or hang around to watch him eat), because if I leave him unattended, the kitties — mostly Jack — move in and snarf up all his food. Because, you know, I never feed them and they are STARVING TO DEATH. Here’s how it usually happens: Decides he’d like ferret food for lunch. Makes an obvious move. Gets smacked away by human. Is full of resentment. Begins…
[for Sunday, Nov. 4] I think the world, as a whole, would be a whole lot better off if people went on picnics more often. And if everyone could have access to Phil’s chicken salad. Project 365
[for Saturday, Nov. 3] Is it weird that I could go nuts with a shopping spree in an office supply store? Project 365
[for Wednesday, Oct. 31] Yep. A photo of a DVD set. That’s all you’ll get and you’ll LIKE IT! Project 365
Jack’s pushing ten pounds and Sally has just eeked over six. Nov. 8 has been deemed the day they will get snipped so that we don’t end up with any (devastatingly adorable) inbred kittens. Project 365
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