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If I don’t die or worse, I’m gonna need a nap

I’m here. And I’m unpacked. And I’m exhausted. And I’m on a public computer in the “business center” (it’s a room with one computer and a nice little printer/scanner that will come in handy) because I can’t afford to get internet access in my room. And I’m on my way to Wal-Mart to complete the list of things I either forgot or didn’t even consider bringing. I miss my boyfriend and my ferrets and my…

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Kicking, screaming Gucci little piggy

The party last night was a good time. Lots of people showed up. I learned several lessons. 1. I am no good at social interaction — sober or inebriated — so I need to just shut my piehole and observe instead of make a fool out of myself by trying to have a normal conversation with anybody. 2. Some people will never be happy or comfortable, so I need to stop stressing over the dispositions…

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I’m glad I got my suit dry-cleaned before the riots started

Patrick now joins the ranks of the educated and diploma-holding, so congrats to him. I just came from a big shin-dig at his house, where I watched as awkward divorced halves mingled with one another, as well as with us, the friends, and some of Amber’s family. It was a fun time — good food and yummy birthday and graduation cake. Poor Phillip, Patrick’s brother. His birthday is today, of all days. It’s almost like…

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You don’t have to be so cruel ’cause all I do is a little less than what I can

Not really sure how I managed it, but I got straight As. I was really expecting less, so now that I know I can half-ass it and still slide by, I am sooo tempted to make this my new student existence. Pure and total slacker. I’ve also slacked off of what I needed to get done this week, that’s for sure. But Phil is off today so I will simply drag him around with me…

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She’s shining a light brighter than a million suns

Spring cleaning is impossible when you have ferrets. At the first crackle of a trash bag, they’re trying to dig their way in to salvage the things they’d like to hide. Already I’ve had to retrieve a container of CD-RWs and a few books they have managed to swipe. Felix wants to learn how to read, bless him. Now there’s a big mound of crap on the kitchen floor, and I can hear the little…

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Didn’t add up; forgot to carry the zero

Phil is sprawled on the floor, trying to make an artistic photo of the GameCube’s A/V cords. And when he’s done, he’ll put one of them on the desktop of the computer. Right now, the desktop is a photo he took at work of a package of lighters, all pretty and colorful in a row. I just finished my last two essays for Kubrick class. I’ve been pecking them out since 10:30 this morning. This…

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Soon you’ll be a figment of some infamous life

Well I’ll be damned if I didn’t spend a week trying to find a suitable blog skin, and then Blogger went through a redesign and offered this lovely layout, right before I sent them a mail bomb. I must have appeased the Internet gods by e-mailing Amber an unusual amount of times Friday. And hey, John Ashcroft, if you’re reading this, just kidding about the bomb. I might have faked an anthrax scare, though. So…

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No one’s home and the weather’s fine

I tried to use a blog skin from Not That Ugly, which I admired from afar for several months, then forgot about until I saw Kristin’s blog, which is designed by them, and remembered how much I liked some of their designs. But alas, I couldn’t get this one template to work for me. I customized it to match my site’s crazy dark reds, but it kept repeating the title bar with each post. It…

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Bruised

I have to post something about this weird bruise I have on my hand. It is positively heinous. Today, as I hurriedly opened my car door because I was running late, I somehow barely hit the back of my left hand on the corner of the door. It left a little red mark, but throughout the day, it has grown and spread into a blue pool of blood just directly under my skin. It’s disgusting…

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