This barbershop will feature hairstylists who wear lingerie that’s picked out by their clients. It’s America. You have the right to have your sideburns shaved while peering into the curving, silky abyss of lace-trimmed nightwear.
Just found out that last year I was entitled to five days of sweet, succulent vacation time, which can’t be rolled over into the next year unless you use it in the first quarter, which, for those of you keeping score at home, ended last month. Bwah! The good news is, I think I have another week to burn this year, when I thought I only had one. Story developing …
It’s possible that my parents might come visit this weekend. This is a major development. I have lived in Memphis for more than a year and they haven’t been to visit me where I live a single time. They have, however, come to the Elton John and Toby Keith concerts (both times they came by the office to visit me for a few minutes while I was at work), and my mom briefly stopped by…
Yesterday I had lunch with a new co-worker (of course I took her to Mezcal) and ended up spending the rest of the day with her, hanging out and talking. She’s super nice, and I think she was just happy to get out of her apartment and hang out with someone other than her two cats. She doesn’t really know anyone here and her husband won’t move up here from Texas until next month. I…
Uh oh, Mr. Mike, it looks like you’ve got some competition for Wendi Thomas’s job: Wendi herself. I don’t have any more info than the Diva has at this point, but this is surely an interesting development…
It’s a beautiful Saturday, and I have to go to work and leave these cuties at home all alone. Awww. Gonzo loves to have his picture taken. He saw that Felix was about to have his photo taken, so he sauntered over and plopped down right in my way. Camera hog.
That’s not true. If ever there was proof that female genitals don’t automatically make you Susie Homemaker, I’m it. So, hooray: 1. I cooked lunch yesterday — beef taco salad, again — and it was much better than the first time I tried my hand at it. And it got Phil’s seal of approval, so it had to be decent. 1. I bought some more plants (three alien-looking Bromelia variations and one small, leafy, hot…
All this rape and brutality talk lately has me on edge. Like Aunt B said, things are fucked up between the sexes. And she’s not talking about in a Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus kind of way. Last night, right before bed, I was watching the news (perhaps a bad move on my part). I can’t even remember what I saw, but I remember that it hurt, and it made me despair…
Happy 4/20. I’m sure you’re all roasted by now. You and the hippies in Overton Park, getting baked in the hazy sun. Isn’t it weird that even though everyone knows what 420 means, no one knows where it really came from? Short-term memory loss is a bitch!
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