10 things that make me a difficult person to live with

1. I am forever losing the bread tie.
2. I leave the top loose on the jar of peanut butter.
3. I will eat all the damn peanut butter.
4. Putting laundry away is my least favorite thing to do ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, so it just piles up in the bedroom.
5. I snore.
6. I don’t cook.
7. I suck at buying groceries because I don’t cook and therefore don’t understand how food works.
8. I am no good for staying awake for movies that start playing after 10 p.m.
9. I am a packrat.
10. I will ask questions about that show you are watching, while you are watching, even though I have no real interest in it.