comedy television

Gristle McThornbody

My two latest Netflix acquisitions have not quite piqued my interest in any substantial way, so I’m letting them collect dust while I’ve pawed my way through my VHS cabinet and begun working my way through tapes of MST3K episodes recorded off the Sci-Fi Channel roughly ten years ago. These tapes — there are a couple dozen of them — are in bad shape. The sound is so bad that you have to turn it…

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Memphis people are strange

Manners matter

Last night I was in line at Kimbrough, bottle of cheap bubbly in hand, waiting on the guy in front of me to get done with his transaction, when said dude turned to me and asked what I was getting. I held up the bottle so he could see the label. “Is it good?” he asked. I nodded in the affirmative. “It’s good and cheap,” I said. (Barefoot Bubbly, woo!) “Yeah, I need something to…

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blogging comedy

In which I improve your quality of life

Internet, if you are not periodically checking up on Sexy People, then I don’t know what to do with you. The amazing diversity of the human form and professional photo studio backdrop is absolutely astonishing.

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I'm posting about my damn cats again Memphis videos

City sounds

This is what I heard just a couple of hours ago out behind my apartment. What’s up for interpretation is whether or not these cat noises are aggressive … or amorous. What’s not up for interpretation is that I have GOT to get a better video camera that doesn’t allow for that constant random vibrating background noise. And also? That my cats totally want in on that feral feline action. The sweet sound of urban…

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comedy politics

Boo-ya

The debate is on. AWESOME. McCain bluffed, Obama called it, and now who looks like a dumbass? I’ll be at work, so I won’t be able to watch it properly, but I’m excited as hell anyway. Now. Here’s some levity I stole from Fritz: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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