More evidence that my mom is a comedian just waiting for her big break: 1. “When I finally get Alzheimer’s, I’m going to get the good kind. I’ll just be laughing all the time!” 2. “I know you can’t stand watermelon, but it’s good for you! It makes you pee. Anything that makes you pee has to be good for you.”
Last night I sat on a comfy red couch with my pals Amy and Amanda and talked about all the hilarious things that had been yelled to us by people on the street during our times in cities. Amy shared stories about the leering/catcalling street folk Downtown, and Amanda told us about the time the ubiquitous aggressive white lady (you can see her from Downtown to East Memphis, if you pay attention) tried to get…
My cousin Jay: Man, they all had some pretty handwriting.
Well, butter my biscuit and call me a clogged artery! Someecards.com now lets you make your own cards. Has this feature always been available? Because I just noticed it. Back when I made these things, I just aped the design and used whatever weird clipart I could find by Googling. I felt a marked sense of accomplishment cobbling those cards together, but the lazy part of me (roughly 94 percent of me) appreciates Someecards taking…
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