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Congressman Cackleface would appreciate your vote

Councilman Chuckles’ time in the political spotlight, as his supportive core bloc seemingly seemed to turn on him immediately and — in many ways — rot his political future, was short and sweet. Seizing his opportunity at the spotlight, one Congressman Cackleface — a loose cannon — has entered the pumpkinlitical sphere. Also when I went to check on Congressman Cackleface just now, I caught the neighbor’s dog totally making out with my sprinkler. Mmm,…

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Councilman Chuckles has the floor

He’s never going to vote for your stupid ordinance! I’ve got one more pumpkin and only half an idea what to do with him. I may never top last year’s Ryburn-o-Lantern, but at least my porch is looking all festive and snazzy. Previous jack-o-lanterns: 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 INSTA-EDIT: Uhhhh, can anyone else see a face in the shadow of that uncarved pumpkin up there? Uhhhhh. INSTA-EDIT ADDITION:…

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So very festive

Yes, I have already busted out the Halloween decorations and I am not ashamed. Nor am I done. This is my first Halloween in the house and I do not intend to let it pass with any shred of subtlety.

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