I love spam.
Subject lines also spotted in my junk folder today:
“Men are prone to love dysfunction” (ain’t it the truth)
“Pump your larger organ into her”
“Laptops explode with overusage”
“Cheap priced Bachelor”
“I AM JANET CONTACT SHIPPING COMPANY FOR BANK DARFT”
“Hot chick visits senile grandpa”
“Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat”
And this one — titled “uterus excitement, nervousness, or restlessness; severe dizziness,” — came with this gonzo poem:
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That last would get some more interesting reactions than “res ipsa loquitur” in new page mockups, I’ll tell you.
And the subject lines would make interesting suggested heds.
BWA!
:0)
(Actually, the weird text would probably be confused by some as minutes from the school board meeting.)
I think my fave is “Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat”. It’s the word “obviously” that makes it. Like, we all kinda suspected it but now it’s become inavoidably apparent.
i was collecting this gibberish for a while. what does it mean? it’s so intense! i managed to curb my spam problems but if memory serves it was always tacked onto like “hEBral viAagaraa Cl1ck herRe,” and then like an enormous block of just……words. i don’t know what else to call them. someone should seriously look into this, it’s like disturbing on a david lynch level.
Thanks !! very helpful post!