[No more cinders from the sky]

When I was ready to sit down and get to work today, I was informed that I’d be taking part in an intern photograph shoot, where they pose me at a computer and my supervisor points at the screen, looming over my shoulder, as if he’s instructing me. So this guy with a big camera gets all around us and I’m trying not to crack my stupid, embarrassed grin while he’s snapping these fake photos. It was really weird. Fake photos at a newspaper. Blasphemy.