I live in an apartment, okay? Not a giant, drafty, Victorian house with a basement full of rows and rows of purple lights feeding troughs of pot plants.
Thanks, conveniently engineered energy crisis! You just dicked me out of nearly an entire paycheck.
Have a good time
Another thing I’m not looking forward to now that I am soon-to-be-a-civilian again: Bills.
In the meantime, maybe I’ll go to Hot Topic again.
When you’re there, will you pick me up some pixie sparkle dust for my clavicle? I’m fresh out.
Hee, I kid.
‘Cause I actually have some Hot Topic pixie sparkle dust for my clavicle.
I got my handcuff earrings and necklace from Hot Topic. I get many compliments, especially from my six-year-old cousin, when I forgot to take them out for a family dinner.
“You’re wearing jail earrings.”
Yes. Jail earrings. They’re not sex earrings. They’re jail earrings. Good girl. Stay six forever.