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Seriously, y’all

I can’t stop scrolling. I just go to a website and scroll down. Then back up. Real fast. And again, and then I move on. This mouse rules.

3 thoughts on “Seriously, y’all”

  1. Why did you leave Facebook? For weeks, I was scanning frantically for the asshole who dropped me from their friend list. Don’t you want to be trendy, Lindsey Turner.

  2. Sorry. I had a moment of clarity and realized that they were doing nothing but sucking up valuable time I could be spending petting the cat or huffing gas fumes.

    I never really “got” either of them anyway. And let’s face it, I never really had 64 friends, now did I?

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