What?
1. He drinks his own pee.
2. He steps in his own pee and then licks his foot.
3. He licks Felix’s naughty bits.
4. Knowing the kinds of things Gonzo licks, I still let him give me kisses.
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Ew. Just ew.
As the mother of two copraphagic canines, I didn’t think anything could outgross dogdom, but I do think these two terminally cute critters have done it.
Fuzzy love conquers all notions of proper hygeine, what can I say?
Imagine the Google referrals!
I can hardly wait!
No. 4 sounds something more like “Things Lindsey would never want you to know.” Remind me never to kiss you after you’ve kissed the ferret.