{"id":1000,"date":"2006-08-30T05:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T05:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2006-08-30T05:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T05:53:00","slug":"dorkitude-by-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/dorkitude-by-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorkitude by numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I am totally crushing on <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dictionary.com<\/a>&#8216;s redesign. <\/p>\n<p>2. I am kind of excited about the upcoming housing bubble bust, because it will mean I can buy a house for pretty cheap. <\/p>\n<p>3. I laugh anytime I see the word &#8220;asploded&#8221; because it&#8217;s just too funny. Thanks, Fark. <\/p>\n<p>4. This photo makes me laugh and laugh:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i12.photobucket.com\/albums\/a228\/swish413\/go.jpg\" title=\"Count the tools\"><\/p>\n<p>5. <a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/opinion\/feature\/2006\/08\/30\/keillor\/\" target=\"_blank\">Garrison Keillor<\/a> makes me swoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I am totally crushing on Dictionary.com&#8216;s redesign. 2. I am kind of excited about the upcoming housing bubble bust, because it will mean I can buy a house for pretty cheap. 3. I laugh anytime I see the word &#8220;asploded&#8221; because it&#8217;s just too funny. Thanks, Fark. 4. This photo makes me laugh and laugh: 5. Garrison Keillor makes me swoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-g8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}