{"id":1005,"date":"2006-09-03T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T18:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2006-09-03T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-03T18:29:00","slug":"someone-shit-on-the-coats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/someone-shit-on-the-coats\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Someone shit on the coats&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite TV critic, Heather Havrilesky, <a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/ent\/tv\/review\/2006\/09\/03\/dane_cook\/ \" target=\"_Blank\">puts the smack down on Dane Cook<\/a>.  (Yeah, yeah, it&#8217;s Salon, so it&#8217;s subscription only. Sorry.)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So what explains Cook&#8217;s popularity? His comedy is most notable for what it lacks: a critique of the political climate (Dennis Miller, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher), a commentary on our culture (Chris Rock, David Chappelle), a slightly tweaked perspective (Ray Romano, Steven Wright, Jerry Seinfeld), outrageously dirty material (Eddie Murphy, Andrew Dice Clay), or just a goofy, oddball routine (Howie Mandel). Although his delivery can be chafingly smug, Cook doesn&#8217;t present himself as anything special. He likes video games and chicks and sports and other general-purpose guy stuff. He&#8217;s not particularly baffled by the world, or all that perceptive, or all that self-aware. He&#8217;s a little self-deprecating, a little bit cutesy and a little bit aggressive, but most important, he treats mundane experiences like they&#8217;re huge revelations: Breakup sex is the best, right? Right! Sometimes you have to lie to get out of stuff you don&#8217;t want to do. I know you&#8217;ve done it, too, bro!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah, I knew it was coming. Dane&#8217;s popularity has been growing and growing, bolstered in party by his huge <a href=\" http:\/\/myspace.com\/danecook\" target=\"_blank\">MySpace<\/a> following and his growing presence as a Comedy Central regular. It was only a matter of time before the backlash, a sing-song chorus of &#8220;Why is this doofus so popular? He&#8217;s not even clever!&#8221; began.<\/p>\n<p>Dane&#8217;s a pretty polarizing comic; people seem to either love him or hate him. Havrilesky obviously doesn&#8217;t have much use for him, but it almost seems like that&#8217;s because she thinks his fans are insufferable college twits (and yes, they are) of the fratty persuasion, who wouldn&#8217;t get clever or complex jokes even if he told them.<\/p>\n<p>I understand the criticism of Dane&#8217;s comedy; he does sort of reek of tool, with his calculatedly messed-up hair and his whiskered jeans. But I enjoy Dane&#8217;s humor. It&#8217;s mindless, crude, low-brow, and mostly pointless, and relies on hilarious, hyperbolic antics instead of clever interpretation of the mundane, but it&#8217;s funny. Mostly. Well, it used to be. I haven&#8217;t seen or heard his new stuff, so I can&#8217;t say.<\/p>\n<p>My relationship with Dane goes way back, waaaay back to the dark ages of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2002 \" target=\"_blank\">2002<\/a>, when K-Mart filed for bankruptcy and Chandra Levy&#8217;s death was deemed resultant of homicide even though no one cared anymore because we were all too busy living in a post-Sept. 11 world and gearing up to bomb the shit out of Iraq, and we were still reeling from <i>Star Wars: Episode II<\/i>, which redefined just how bad American cinema could be (sorry, <a href=\" http:\/\/richardsonzoo.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Cheryl<\/a>!).<\/p>\n<p>That year I saw Dane&#8217;s Comedy Central Presents show and laughed my ass off at his silly charades. His <i>Alien<\/i> bit was funny and his jabs at Catholicism, while not particularly sharp or political &#8212; like Havrilesky notes &#8212; were still hilarious. I found his website and immediately ordered <a href=\" http:\/\/music.barnesandnoble.com\/search\/product.asp?EAN=824363001722&#038;z=y \" target=\"_blank\"><i>Harmful If Swallowed<\/i><\/a> (I can&#8217;t find a link to the version I have; it has a kid making a funny face on the front, I think) and burned a copy for Amber.<\/p>\n<p>We listened to the disc on our trip to the Knoxville-MTSU football game with Project Pat in the car. All three of us laughed and laughed for the entire duration of the disc. It was like having a profanely funny friend in the car with us, cracking wise as the car coasted along the highway. From that point on, Amber and I would lob Dane quotes at each other with alarming regularity, always descending into immature giggles. &#8220;A tire &#8230; hit her in the FACE!&#8221; &#8220;Fuck bees. Fuuuuck beeeees.&#8221; &#8220;Fuck it, I&#8217;m going out without shoes.&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s got the &#8216;fu&#8217; and the &#8216;ah&#8217; and the &#8216;KA&#8217;!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We continued the Dane-quoting madness after <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.mtv.com\/Retaliation-Comedy_stcVVproductId3380284VVcatId420969VVviewprod.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Retaliation<\/i><\/a> was released. <\/p>\n<p>So when Havrilesky says that Dane&#8217;s humor is propped up on the notion of in-jokes and catchphrases, I think she&#8217;s right. And I&#8217;m not sure why that&#8217;s a bad thing. What else is comedy but a rumination over society&#8217;s meta-in-jokes (or a segment&#8217;s in-jokes)? We all laugh because we all know it&#8217;s true. Or, if not true, it&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause it feels like it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>From his sloppy college kid look to his avoidance of anything political, cultural or remotely critical, Cook aims at appealing to those vast numbers of kids who haven&#8217;t really developed any interests yet, and are most of all focused on having fun with a big group of people. While Seinfeld or Rock or Carlin or Miller react against the world, working themselves into a lather over just how idiotic and bizarre other people&#8217;s behavior is, Cook&#8217;s stories all boil down to the most familiar, relatable experiences he&#8217;s had. His humor doesn&#8217;t require even a glance at the wider world; it strengthens the bonds within a homogenous group. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>True, Dane&#8217;s no George Carlin, but he&#8217;s funnier than Dennis Miller has been in the past six years, and he&#8217;s not nearly as annoying as Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock. His comedy isn&#8217;t highbrow, and you get the feeling that he&#8217;s not all that smart*, but damn it, he can crack an unexpectedly funny joke involving sound effects and flailing limbs and funny imagery that will make you laugh, even if you don&#8217;t have to think.<\/p>\n<p>And, for people who spend the bulk of their time thinking thinking thinking, what&#8217;s wrong with that every now and then?<\/p>\n<p>*<font size=\"1\">I once had a disappointing IM conversation with Dane a couple of years ago, before he got all famous and shit. He was incredibly unfunny and just wanted a photo of me. So, yes, he is kind of a tool.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite TV critic, Heather Havrilesky, puts the smack down on Dane Cook. (Yeah, yeah, it&#8217;s Salon, so it&#8217;s subscription only. Sorry.) So what explains Cook&#8217;s popularity? 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