{"id":1019,"date":"2006-09-13T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2006-09-13T07:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T07:08:00","slug":"ways-to-make-your-budding-spinster-aunt-proud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/ways-to-make-your-budding-spinster-aunt-proud\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways to make your budding spinster aunt proud"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Casey<\/font><\/p>\n

\u2022 Make a 98 on your band entrance test and remember exactly which two questions you got wrong
\u2022 Decide to follow in your uncle’s footsteps and play snare drum, which your aunt sorta wishes she’d played too
\u2022 Say, “I would never, ever, ever quit band!”*<\/p>\n

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Patrick<\/font><\/p>\n

\u2022 Chant “eggs! eggs! chooooocolate!” in the background while your brother tries to speak to your budding spinster aunt on the phone
\u2022 Say “I like choooocolate” as a salutation when your brother passes the phone to you
\u2022 Recount that time a few weeks ago when you nearly gave your step-dad’s friend — who is deathly afraid of snakes — quite a heart attack when you pranked him with a rubber snake
\u2022 Say “chooooocolate” instead of goodbye when it’s time to hang up<\/p>\n

Seriously, I can’t wait to take these kids to Universal Studios. We are going to have a fantastic time, Deo volente.<\/p>\n

*Don’t worry \u2014 I explained to him that he shouldn’t ever feel pressured to stay in band in some day he decides he doesn’t want to be in it. I’m not heartless!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Casey \u2022 Make a 98 on your band entrance test and remember exactly which two questions you got wrong\u2022 Decide to follow in your uncle’s footsteps and play snare drum, which your aunt sorta wishes she’d played too\u2022 Say, “I would never, ever, ever quit band!”* Patrick \u2022 Chant “eggs! eggs! chooooocolate!” in the background while your brother tries to speak to your budding spinster aunt on the phone\u2022 Say “I like choooocolate” as a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-gr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}