{"id":1025,"date":"2006-09-19T00:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2006-09-19T00:21:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T00:21:00","slug":"i-dont-get-deal-or-no-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/i-dont-get-deal-or-no-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t get &#8216;Deal or No Deal&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; but I find it oddly compelling. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, is the prospect of winning thousands of dollars in a guessing game so boring that they have to sweeten the deal with uniformly clad sexbots to open up the mysterious cases, each one &#8220;nervous&#8221; as if she&#8217;s personally responsible for the case&#8217;s contents?<\/p>\n<p>Because I think a game where you can win thousands of dollars with no skill at all is pretty exciting, even without the sexbots. <\/p>\n<p>The two-hour season primiere is on right now. The contestant is an Air Force officer or cadet of some sort. I&#8217;m guessing she&#8217;s going to win the big bucks because this show is totally rigged and that would be a good corporate way to compensate for all the shitty things this country is doing to its men and women in uniform.<\/p>\n<p>Why Howie Mandel had to be involved, we&#8217;ll never know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; but I find it oddly compelling. I mean, is the prospect of winning thousands of dollars in a guessing game so boring that they have to sweeten the deal with uniformly clad sexbots to open up the mysterious cases, each one &#8220;nervous&#8221; as if she&#8217;s personally responsible for the case&#8217;s contents? Because I think a game where you can win thousands of dollars with no skill at all is pretty exciting, even without the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-gx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}