{"id":1031,"date":"2006-09-21T05:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2006-09-21T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T05:38:00","slug":"my-heart-burns-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/my-heart-burns-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"My heart burns for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it burns for no one in particular. It just burns. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been reading up on peptic and duodenal ulcers, and by golly I think I may have one of those damn things, probably duodenal. Either that or acid reflux disease. Because for several months now I&#8217;ve had chronic chest pain and burning. Mostly burning. Every day. Several times a day. <\/p>\n<p>Could it be? Could my <i>lower esophageal sphincter<\/i> be defective? Dear lord, they don&#8217;t prepare you for this crap in college. <\/p>\n<p>I know they say that ulcers and such aren&#8217;t caused by stress, but I&#8217;ve had a fairly stressful summer and I remember realizing after a particularly stressful day that my chest had been burning <i>all day<\/i> and I&#8217;d eaten a whole roll of Rolaids to try to stifle the pain. If what I&#8217;ve got isn&#8217;t caused by stress, it&#8217;s surely aggravated by it. My crappy eating habits probably don&#8217;t help either. <\/p>\n<p>Either way, I probably should go to the doctor. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just not prepared for any of this body-breaking bullshit that comes along with getting older. Making regular doctor&#8217;s visits is not something I&#8217;m going to be able to adjust to easily. I&#8217;ve made my peace with the dentist and the eye doctor, but the others? The <i>specialists<\/i>? I mean, I thank the heavens that they exist, but I&#8217;m not all that giddy about actually having to request their services.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just another way for this fast-moving train to remind me that I can&#8217;t get off and I can&#8217;t slow down so I&#8217;d better pay attention and pay my fare and enjoy the ride as much as possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it burns for no one in particular. It just burns. I&#8217;ve been reading up on peptic and duodenal ulcers, and by golly I think I may have one of those damn things, probably duodenal. Either that or acid reflux disease. Because for several months now I&#8217;ve had chronic chest pain and burning. Mostly burning. Every day. Several times a day. Could it be? Could my lower esophageal sphincter be defective? Dear lord, they don&#8217;t&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-gD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}