Gentlemen, let us use my encounter with the man at a local 24-hour pharmacy’s checkout counter to help you hone your Game. <\/p>\n
If you expect to get a bite, don’t follow the falsely innocuous “You look so familiar — where are you from?” and “So, are you currently involved with anyone?” questions up with any of the following:<\/p>\n
“I didn’t think you looked like a 12-year-old coming up in here who didn’t have anybody.” (WTF does that even mean?)<\/p>\n
“I got a baby on the way and the mom — I don’t even know what’s wrong with her. She crazy. It’s her second.”<\/p>\n
“It’s my fifth.”<\/p>\n
Exasperated, incredulous, and slightly annoyed groaning and protesting when the person you’re talking to says “Congratulations!”<\/p>\n
In conclusion, none of the above is likely to help you land some alone time with the person in your store at 1 a.m. buying toilet paper and Rolaids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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