{"id":1038,"date":"2006-09-24T08:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T08:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2006-09-24T08:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-24T08:02:00","slug":"somebody-stop-this-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/somebody-stop-this-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody stop this thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s horribly clich\u00e9 to even mention how flabbergasted you are by the passage of time, but <i>it is almost October<\/i>, which means Christmas is almost here, which means I am about to turn 25 years old, which can&#8217;t be right. I&#8217;m gonna need to see some documentation. And I&#8217;m gonna need for the Earth to spin a little less vigorously to ease me into fall this year. I love autumn, but I&#8217;m just not ready for it. It comes and goes so quickly; I&#8217;d like some time to sit and think about it. <\/p>\n<p>No? <\/p>\n<p>Sigh. <\/p>\n<p>Carry on, then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s horribly clich\u00e9 to even mention how flabbergasted you are by the passage of time, but it is almost October, which means Christmas is almost here, which means I am about to turn 25 years old, which can&#8217;t be right. I&#8217;m gonna need to see some documentation. And I&#8217;m gonna need for the Earth to spin a little less vigorously to ease me into fall this year. I love autumn, but I&#8217;m just&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-gK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}