{"id":1046,"date":"2006-10-02T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T18:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2006-10-02T18:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T18:37:00","slug":"animal-cruelty-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/animal-cruelty-ahead\/","title":{"rendered":"Animal cruelty ahead:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know putting a little bit of tape on an animal&#8217;s foot is pretty mean, but I&#8217;m not above doing it for a laugh every now and then. Plus, it&#8217;s payback for all those times I&#8217;ve stepped in piss while the animals sat in the corner and snickered at my half-repulsed, half-pissed reaction.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had a better camera; when Felix darts under the bed, you can&#8217;t really see him hopping around trying to jump out of the tape. It&#8217;s hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>Note to self: Clean up your filty apartment before posting any more videos. Yeesh, lady!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know putting a little bit of tape on an animal&#8217;s foot is pretty mean, but I&#8217;m not above doing it for a laugh every now and then. Plus, it&#8217;s payback for all those times I&#8217;ve stepped in piss while the animals sat in the corner and snickered at my half-repulsed, half-pissed reaction. I wish I had a better camera; when Felix darts under the bed, you can&#8217;t really see him hopping around trying to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-gS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}