{"id":1067,"date":"2006-10-19T03:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T03:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2006-10-19T03:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T03:53:00","slug":"vegetable-chin-joey-the-gay-jew-and-the-infuriating-republican-blogs-a-gmail-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/vegetable-chin-joey-the-gay-jew-and-the-infuriating-republican-blogs-a-gmail-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegetable-chin Joey, the Gay Jew, and the Infuriating Republican blogs: A Gmail Chat"},"content":{"rendered":"

10:17 PM Joey<\/a>: i know you’re busy. but i love my lindsey turner!<\/p>\n

me: hey punkin, what’s up?<\/p>\n

Joey: i’m drunk after a cocktail party for the opening of some art gallery.<\/p>\n

me: oooh, what fun!
how was the art?<\/p>\n

Joey: it was lifedeathporngucci.
i told the artist he really expanded his asethic (sic) with the added tv of two men fucking.
and then i schmoozed like a schmooze hound.<\/p>\n

me: awesome<\/p>\n

Joey: it was the alcohol.<\/p>\n

me: sounds fun
hope you’re feeling better than the other day<\/p>\n

Joey: i am.
are you?<\/p>\n

me: nope, my ear is giving me hell
i’m gonna go back to the doctor, yuck<\/p>\n

Joey: are you at work?<\/p>\n

me: yeah
late shift tonight<\/p>\n

Joey: well then i’ll shut the fuck up.
me: nah, it’s OK
I won’t be busy again for 30 minutes or so.
we’re between editions
glad you checked in<\/p>\n

Joey: i left you a voicemail thanking you for the suggestion of drinking at parties.<\/p>\n

me: oh lord, I don’t want to give you a complex!!
it’s not exactly a revolutionary idea, dear!<\/p>\n

Joey: i talked to spike lee’s editor?
i think.<\/p>\n

me: really?<\/p>\n

Joey: i was pretty tipsy.
she does some shit with spike lee.<\/p>\n

me: jesus, you’re meeting all kinds of neat people
i am forever jealous!
:)<\/p>\n

Joey: and this guy who looks for gucci.
that was it, tho.
i had vegetable on my chin like a douche.<\/p>\n

me: hahahaha
better than boogers
or drool<\/p>\n

Joey: and the spike lee lady told me about it.
i felt like a douche.<\/p>\n

me: haha, she’s a true friend<\/p>\n

Joey: that was it, tho.
tomorrow, i’m hanging out with the gay jews.
i want a jew for a boyfriend.<\/p>\n

me: don’t we all, honey
who are the gay jews?
is that like a musical revue?<\/p>\n

Joey: i like him. he’s so sweet.
he invited me to his gay jew group, and i pretended to be jewish.<\/p>\n

me: you have a suspiciously Semitic look to you<\/p>\n

Joey: i know.
that’s what everyone says.<\/p>\n

me: hee hee
i am totally blogging this conversation if you don’t mind<\/p>\n

Joey: i hope he likes me.
okay.<\/p>\n

me: jsut be sure to wipe your chin<\/p>\n

Joey: he would have to if invited me back, right?<\/p>\n

me: yes!<\/p>\n

Joey: i want to have sex with him.<\/p>\n

me: now you’re just showing off for the blog!
;)<\/p>\n

Joey: i do.
i really do.<\/p>\n

me: well, no glove no love.<\/p>\n

Joey: i’ll be careful. jews turn me on, tho.
it’s something about their demeanor.<\/p>\n

me: and the way they drink the blood of Christian babies?
that’s pretty sexxxy<\/p>\n

Joey: what else? i argued with a gay republican last week during the jew post-meeting after party.<\/p>\n

me: oh lord.<\/p>\n

Joey: i told him that ann coulter is a soulless publicity whore.
me: a truth.<\/p>\n

Joey: who’s sucking the political teat of America.
and then i got him to admit that the Bush adminstration (sp) doesn’t align with his views on pot smoking and gay marriage.
so i won in a way.<\/p>\n

me: that’s what matters
winning!<\/p>\n

Joey: he eventually told me to stop talking about politics.<\/p>\n

me: haha
because being a gay Republican these days is bound to make your head hurt<\/p>\n

Joey: he was nice though. he kept buying me drinks…just like a true economically vested republican.
so are you creating the front page today?
oh fuck. i need to stop reading republican blogs while intoxicated.
it’s not mark rose. i promise.<\/p>\n

me: yes, stop that shit.
read a book or something<\/p>\n

Joey: it’s about prayer in schools. christians have prayer in schools. it’s called a moment of silence and it’s respectful of all religions.
just because you want to announce your quasi-religious beliefs like a pseudo-religious whore.
that’s not a right in a PUBLIC school.<\/p>\n

me: i’m with you, dude
don’t get too worked up. enjoy the buzz.<\/p>\n

Joey: and jesus wasn’t about that at all. he condemn people who openly flaunted their religious beliefs in public.<\/p>\n

me: and i hate to run while you’re on a roll but we just got our papers so I gotta give ’em a looksee<\/p>\n

Joey: condemned people<\/p>\n

me: i know, jesus ruled
republicans drool<\/p>\n

Joey: i bitch about republicans to myself.<\/p>\n

me: don’t<\/p>\n

Joey: love you, child!
no.<\/p>\n

me: you’ll have white hair before the semester’s out<\/p>\n

Joey: i’ll pass out on my bed.<\/p>\n

me: love you too, take care!
sleep on your belly so the vomit doesn’t get caught in your throat, duuude!<\/p>\n

Joey: duly noted.<\/p>\n

me: :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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