{"id":1077,"date":"2006-10-24T20:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T20:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1077"},"modified":"2006-10-24T20:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T20:16:00","slug":"im-dreaming-of-a-practical-utilitarian-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/im-dreaming-of-a-practical-utilitarian-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m dreaming of a practical, utilitarian Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost that time of year when I can ask my family to buy me shit for no reason! (In other words, my favorite time of year.) I don&#8217;t know what this means, but this year the only things I can think of are painfully practical: A stepladder, socks, and an electric blanket. Perhaps I should have a tool set thrown in for good measure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost that time of year when I can ask my family to buy me shit for no reason! (In other words, my favorite time of year.) I don&#8217;t know what this means, but this year the only things I can think of are painfully practical: A stepladder, socks, and an electric blanket. Perhaps I should have a tool set thrown in for good measure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-hn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}