{"id":1098,"date":"2006-11-15T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T07:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2006-11-15T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T07:39:00","slug":"proof-that-im-not-firing-on-all-is-it-six-or-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/proof-that-im-not-firing-on-all-is-it-six-or-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"Proof that I&#8217;m not firing on all &#8230; is it six or ten?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crocs.com\/home.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">rubber shoes with holes in them<\/a> on rainy days, knowing full well that getting from my car to my door is going to require some deep-pothole diving that, truth be told, calls for highwaters and galoshes and is completely unsuited for holey footwear and whatever dingy, unmatched sockery might lurk beneath.  <\/p>\n<p>But these rubber shoes with holes in them are just so damned comfortable. I know everyone else jumped on this bandwagon back in 2004-2005, but I&#8217;m always late to these parties. They&#8217;re hideous, sure, but wouldn&#8217;t you rather wear squishy rubber house shoes all day than high heels?<\/p>\n<p>(The correct answer is yes.)<\/p>\n<p>I am 80.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wear rubber shoes with holes in them on rainy days, knowing full well that getting from my car to my door is going to require some deep-pothole diving that, truth be told, calls for highwaters and galoshes and is completely unsuited for holey footwear and whatever dingy, unmatched sockery might lurk beneath. But these rubber shoes with holes in them are just so damned comfortable. I know everyone else jumped on this bandwagon back&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-hI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}