{"id":1102,"date":"2006-11-19T07:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-19T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2006-11-19T07:05:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T07:05:00","slug":"myspace-trolling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/myspace-trolling\/","title":{"rendered":"MySpace trolling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess it&#8217;s technically lurking, but I sure feel like a troll. <\/p>\n<p>I generally try to steer clear of MySpace. I have a page, of course (because I am a tool, a TOOOOOL), but I usually only log in if I get an e-mail notification that I&#8217;ve gotten a private message. Which is rare. But every now and again I have too much to drink and I make the mistake of clicking on a friend&#8217;s profile, and then their friend&#8217;s profile, and then another person&#8217;s, and before you know it, it&#8217;s 2 a.m. on a Sunday morning and I&#8217;m freaking out over pictures of a baby spawned by a person from high school I could have sworn was gay. <\/p>\n<p>Is this what Al Gore intended for the Internet? I doubt it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the understatement of the century: It&#8217;s weird to see people from your past in pixel form, living their lives, getting married and making babies and putting sparkly GIFs and vaguely racist joke images on their pages like they lack common sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess it&#8217;s technically lurking, but I sure feel like a troll. I generally try to steer clear of MySpace. I have a page, of course (because I am a tool, a TOOOOOL), but I usually only log in if I get an e-mail notification that I&#8217;ve gotten a private message. Which is rare. But every now and again I have too much to drink and I make the mistake of clicking on a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-hM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}