{"id":1118,"date":"2006-12-11T19:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-11T19:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1118"},"modified":"2006-12-11T19:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T19:11:00","slug":"gym-existentialism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/gym-existentialism\/","title":{"rendered":"Gym existentialism?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/x\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/574162\/found.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/x\/blogger\/1248\/288\/400\/78811\/found.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/><font size=\"1\">Click to read.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>I found this index card on my preferred elliptical machine at the gym today, and I read it, thinking it sounded like some overwrought poetry by a heartbroken post-teen. Then I decided to take it with me and maybe send it in to <a href=\"http:\/\/foundmagazine.com\" target=\"_blank\">Found<\/a>, because they do love randomly abandoned index-card poetry (as do I).<\/p>\n<p>But I did some sleuthy Googling and realized that it&#8217;s not really a poem; it&#8217;s lyrics from two songs (the first bit by screamo purveyors Thursday and the second bit by Kinks-inspired The Telltale Hearts), pieced together. <\/p>\n<p>So, no gym existentialism. Just the absentminded doodlings of an angst-ridden gym rat. Which, I guess, is poetry after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click to read. I found this index card on my preferred elliptical machine at the gym today, and I read it, thinking it sounded like some overwrought poetry by a heartbroken post-teen. Then I decided to take it with me and maybe send it in to Found, because they do love randomly abandoned index-card poetry (as do I). But I did some sleuthy Googling and realized that it&#8217;s not really a poem; it&#8217;s lyrics from&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-i2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}