This morning I bubbled up out of my tumultuous (as always) dream state, threw on a jacket, and scurried out to the car to see if we could be friends again. <\/p>\n
The resounding answer is no. No, no, no.<\/p>\n
Naturally I called my dad (Best Dad Ever) for his advice (my own instinct was to have it towed to a dealership) and he made a quick phone call and located a place in Horn Lake, Miss., that his friends in the know recommend. So they’re coming to tow my rebellious little hunk of scrap metal in a couple of hours. And they’ll probably keep the car for a day. Or two. Or ten. You know how it goes. My credit card is primed and ready for the onslaught. And it thought Christmas presents were expensive. Bwa! <\/p>\n
Thus begins my whirlwind affair with being carless. <\/p>\n
It’s exciting!<\/p>\n
Just kidding. It sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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